Two and a Half Men
200312 seasonsEnded
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From 2003 to 2015
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Episode ratings
Season 1Specials41 episodes
- S00E01Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat VealTBA
- S00E02Jake's a Regular KidTBA
- S00E03Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems 0.3TBA
- S00E04Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy AwardsTBA
- S00E05Behind the ScenesTBA
- S00E06Finding AngusTBA
- S00E07Getting Charlie SheenTBA
- S00E08Jennifer TaylorTBA
- S00E09Jon's Advice to CharlieTBA
- S00E10Mama's BoysTBA
- S00E11Marin HinkleTBA
- S00E12Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross OverTBA
- S00E13Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2TBA
- S00E14Bloopers Season 01 0.3TBA
- S00E15Bloopers Season 02TBA
- S00E16Bloopers Season 03TBA
- S00E17Bloopers Season 04TBA
- S00E18Bloopers Season 05TBA
- S00E19Bloopers Season 06TBA
- S00E20Bloopers Season 07TBA
- S00E21Bloopers Season 08TBA
- S00E22Bloopers Season 09TBA
- S00E23Bloopers Season 10TBA
- S00E24Bloopers Season 11TBA
- S00E25Bloopers Season 12TBA
- S00E26Two and a Half Men - In the BeginningTBA
- S00E27Two Men Talking About Two and a Half MenTBA
- S00E28The 100th episode of Two and a Half MenTBA
- S00E29"Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck LorreTBA
- S00E30Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is HardTBA
- S00E31CSI-Episode: Two and a Half DeathsTBA
- S00E32Growing up HarperTBA
- S00E33The Women of Two and a Half MenTBA
- S00E34Charlie's EX ReunionTBA
- S00E35Two and a Half Men Version 2.0TBA
- S00E36The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in MalibuTBA
- S00E37Two Manly Men - Singing and DancingTBA
- S00E38Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones2007-01-01
- S00E39Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups2007-01-01
- S00E40The Serious Business of Writing Comedy2008-01-01
- S00E41A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men2008-01-01
Season 124 episodes
- S01E01Pilot 3.42003-09-22
- S01E02Big Flappy Bastards 3.62003-09-29
- S01E03Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 3.62003-10-06
- S01E04If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 3.72003-10-13
- S01E05The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 3.62003-10-20
- S01E06Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 3.42003-10-27
Season 224 episodes
- S02E01Back Off, Mary Poppins 3.72004-09-20
- S02E02Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 3.52004-09-27
- S02E03A Bag Full of Jawea 3.62004-10-04
- S02E04Go Get Mommy's Bra 3.62004-10-11
- S02E05Bad News from the Clinic? 3.32004-10-18
- S02E06The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 3.62004-10-25
- S02E07
Season 324 episodes
- S03E01Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 3.62005-09-19
- S03E02Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 3.32005-09-26
- S03E03Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 3.62005-10-03
- S03E04Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 3.52005-10-10
- S03E05We Called It Mr. Pinky 3.62005-10-17
- S03E06Hi, Mr. Horned One 3.72005-10-24
- S03E07
Season 424 episodes
- S04E01Working for Caligula 3.12006-09-18
- S04E02Who Is This Vod Kanockers? 3.52006-09-25
- S04E03The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 3.52006-10-02
- S04E04A Pot-Smokin' Monkey 3.62006-10-09
- S04E05A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 3.62006-10-16
- S04E06Apologies for the Frivolity 3.82006-10-23
- S04E07
Season 519 episodes
- S05E01Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 3.82007-09-24
- S05E02Media Room Slash Dungeon 3.22007-10-01
- S05E03Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 3.62007-10-08
- S05E04City of Great Racks 3.62007-10-15
- S05E05Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 3.82007-10-22
- S05E06Help Daddy Find His Toenail 3.62007-10-29
- S05E07
Season 624 episodes
- S06E01Taterhead Is Our Love Child 3.72008-09-22
- S06E02Pie Hole, Herb 3.82008-09-29
- S06E03Damn You, Eggs Benedict 3.32008-10-06
- S06E04The Flavin' and the Mavin' 3.62008-10-13
- S06E05A Jock Strap in Hell 3.22008-10-20
- S06E06It's Always Nazi Week 3.72008-11-03
- S06E07Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Season 722 episodes
- S07E01818-JKLPUZO 3.72009-09-21
- S07E02Whipped Unto the Third Generation 3.72009-09-28
- S07E03Mmm, Fish. Yum. 3.62009-10-05
- S07E04Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 3.62009-10-12
- S07E05For the Sake of the Child 3.52009-10-19
- S07E06Give Me Your Thumb 3.82009-11-02
- S07E07
Season 816 episodes
- S08E01Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 3.92010-09-20
- S08E02A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 3.72010-09-27
- S08E03A Pudding-Filled Cactus 3.32010-10-04
- S08E04Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 3.32010-10-11
- S08E05The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 3.72010-10-18
- S08E06Twanging Your Magic Clanger 3.42010-10-25
- S08E07
Season 924 episodes
- S09E01Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2.42011-09-19
- S09E02People Who Love Peepholes 2.62011-09-26
- S09E03Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2.62011-10-03
- S09E04Nine Magic Fingers 2.42011-10-10
- S09E05A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2.72011-10-17
- S09E06The Squat and Hover 2.52011-10-24
- S09E07
Season 1023 episodes
- S10E01I Changed My Mind About the Milk 2.52012-09-27
- S10E02A Big Bag of Dog 2.92012-10-04
- S10E03Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 2.72012-10-11
- S10E04You Do Know What the Lollipop's For 3.02012-10-18
- S10E05That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 3.02012-10-25
- S10E06Ferrets, Attack! 2.82012-11-01
- S10E07
Season 1122 episodes
- S11E01Nangnangnangnang 2.92013-09-26
- S11E02I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 2.52013-10-03
- S11E03This Unblessed Biscuit 2.92013-10-10
- S11E04Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 2.72013-10-17
- S11E05Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 2.72013-10-24
- S11E06Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 2.72013-11-07
- S11E07
Season 1216 episodes
- S12E01The Ol' Mexican Spinach 2.92014-10-30
- S12E02A Chic Bar in Ibiza 2.52014-11-06
- S12E03Glamping in a Yurt 2.72014-11-13
- S12E04Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 2.62014-11-20
- S12E05Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 2.72014-11-27
- S12E06Alan Shot a Little Girl 2.82014-12-04
- S12E07